njårdshome: There's more than one way to skin a cat

There's More than One Way To Skin a Cat.

(And here are the ways)

With a lawnmower (Charles)
With a vacuum cleaner (Charles)
With a jet engine (Charles)
With a lathe (seme)
With a car battery (Charles)
With a pan of boiling water (pam)
With a potato peeler (Leno)
With an ion beam (Hacked)
With an another cat (preferably bigger) (Hacked)
With a pickle and spoon (use your imagnation)
With a blood sacrifice (rivyn)
With a QSkinCat function (rivyn)
With a forced usage of Windows (rivyn)
With a pair of needle-nosed pliers (rivyn)
With a homemade cat-cannon and some gunpowder (rivyn)
With a cd spinning at 10,000 RPM of faster (Hacked)
With a microwave-oven made in cernobyl (aka. refigerator) (khelben at gmx.at)
With a speaker-box playing country music (troy)
With a gnome - hehehe : ) (Hacked)
With a pair of hands
With a teleporter operated by a drunk Scotty (pin)
With a pair of tweezers and plenty of time. (Lenny)
With a horny pocupine with no lubrication (Labandion)
With a With a (huh)
With a clothes dryer full of sandpaper (Neg-Ion)
With a clothes dryer full of razor blades ((Neg-Ion))
With a clothes dryer full of rocksalt ((Neg-Ion))
With a clothes dryer full of hot coals ((((Neg-Ion))))
With a soup can and a 10lb. sledgehammer (((((((Neg-Ion)))))))
With a lit cigarette and some hairspray ((((((((�9~�))))))))
With a larger cat (ralsina)
With an apple corer. (Bob)
With a pair of fingernail clippers, a comb, a flute (not to be used as an instrument, mind you), a couple pieces of bubble gum, a large amount of electrical wire, a wire stripper, some nails, paperclips, a file, a little superglue, a light switch, a bucket of water, some salt (of any variety), a small tube of silicon gel, and an electrical socket (cshobe)
With a wood chipper full of catfood (cshobe)
With an unsuspecting corn harvester (cshobe)
With an open-case *SPARC*station (cshobe)
With a magic mushroom (cshobe)
With a SillyKat->SkinMeUp(); (Xion)
With a britney spears CD, portable cd player, 3 or 4 500wt amps, a chair, some rope, and a leaky faucet. (cheese whiz : 50% cheese, 50% whiz)
With a tongue (lick, lick) (das flip)
With a knife (a big knife, in case you were wondering) (Trevheg@aol.com)
With a book the cat would skin himself if you read it the emperors clothes (forskin)
With a dog
With a w k(1) or gawk(1) (Root42)
With a hammer (Root42)
With a troff macro.
With a motorized hedge-shears (Zivi)
With a makefile
With a web browser
With an evil grin
With a railgun (rew_)
With a kite stuck around his waist and left in a lightning storm overnight (choir boy)
With a delta black label fan (CRaZy OveRCloCkeR)
With a handfull of ants (antz)
With a zeppelin, e.g. Hindenburg (Led Zeppelin)
With a concrete mixer full of mice (Marko)
With a dog
With a Plug Socket (Abelius)
With a Rope fixed at the nack of the cat and an tyre of your car... (Abelius)
With a fragments grenade (abelius@gmx.de)
With a pan of prussic acid
With a gallon of napalm (Abelius)
With Microsoft Windows (lol) (Abelius again..)
With a drunken driver on a dark street.. (http://abelius.8m.net - german....)
With a knife (Abelius)
With Titanic on DVD (Abelius)
With the book "Skin your cats for newbie" (Abelius)
With a lot of chlor (Abelius)
With a hundred poor jokes (gobbledigook)
With a detatched 32 year old male. (Etriaph)
With a mono-filament blade and some Tom Lehrer CDs. (Etriaph)
With a 200 lb. bag of catnip floating in a pool of razorblades. (Etriaph)
With a yeow yeow here and a hsst yowrl there. (s)
With a knick nack paddy whack (s)
With a toothbrush and some superglue (GI)
With a large wheel of rancid cheese (Jase)
With a set of teeth (Corey Mccorey)
With a space shuttle launch (chill o-rings overnight before using) (Ivor Bigun)
With a large piece of sellotape (melanie)
With my claws (cat woman meoooow)
With a rocket propelled grenade launcher (PuppyKiller)
With a blender (Archon)
With a chainsaw (hillbilly)
With a deep fat fryer (Bill Yates)
With a caravan! (The Gypo of EFNet!)
With a 37 Eggs and a match! (Mr Eggy Head)
With a 60ft drop, 4 house bricks and some string for its legs! (CatScan)
With a banana peel (<a href="/.con/con/con1/ /con/">Love me</a>)
With a bunch of cat hair anti-matter (xasse)
With a trampoline and a ceiling fan (Reyvin)
With a bowling alley and superglue (Reyvin)
With a battlebot
With a knife in a foggy londen street
With a ship and a pack of dynamite
With an ice cream maker
With a cotten candy maker
With a blow torch
With a flamethrower
With a rope, some wood, a cow, and a cluster bomb
With an Insulated wire peeler
With a weapon of mass destruction (leighton)
With a B52 dropping air-fuel bombs to destroy a weapon of mass destruction (Finn)
With a coupla nails and an escalator.
With a hungry elk
With a car battery
With a program named Gimp (Klefan)
With a wife's tongue .. at 3am (James)
With a fillet knife you would start by cutting around the head and then down the belly of the kitty. From there you would then cut around each of the kitties feet and down the lengths of the legs to the center cut. From there you would then cradualy peel away the kitties skin. Of course this is not a new way to skin a cat,so hydrochloric acid and a little time will do. (someone with exsperiance)
With an ACME cat skinner
With an a car a rope and a long gravel road (leadhead)
With a wire trimmer
With a weed wacker
With a ./skin my_cat ;) (fady911x)
With a Regular Expression (LynxofCP)
With a good blast of Nitrogen and steel capped boot! (bowers)
With a comb
With a roll of duct tape ((Piffany))
With a vacuum cleaner
With a can of hair spray and a match (kitty skinner)
With a ...wait a minute, why are we doing this to the poor cat? (PETA PIPER)
With a blind man stripping wallpaper with a heat gun. (jeni)
With an unlimited supply of donuts (a la Homer Simpson) (satan)
With a Cat e Comb (morningstar)
With a bunch of sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
With a pencil (jcurry)
With an Are you all sadistic and cruel?
With a loud meow at 4 am when I'm trying to sleep on my day off
With a book "Learn to skin a cat in 21 days" (Barefooted)
With a defect powersupply for an external harddisk-case with USB2 and Firewire-ports. Or if you like to use a candle without a wick, it will be suitable as well. By the way: Can anybody tell me why you want to do such sick things? (Barefooted)
With a young sister, who wants to play with the poor cat. ^^ (Mad Doctor)
With a small sister, (Mad Doctor )
With a trip to the football factory (Odie)
With a brand new potato peeler from Bed Bath and Beyond (Chuck)
With a busted soda can (encryptio)
With an Alien from Melmac who knows how to do it right ;-) (Gordon Shumway)
With a cup and an orange! (Guy)
With a winamp 2.0 skin, but using a custom cat skin compatibility layer (James Duncan)
With a hot lesbian chick (destro\\)
With a giant sword (hotlesbo)
With a roll of masking tape and a very patient cat
With a Springfield Principal (Rob)
With a ... why are we attacking such cute little... don't bite me... die die die (ilikeitwhentheirhard)
With the FreeBSD handbook (ralf)
With rocksalt
With a cheese slicer
With a With a Tiny Japanese chef
With a With a Tiny Japanese chef
With an alien looking for clothes
With a skinner tool
With a +20 dagger of cat-skinning and 50 ranks in Profession: Cat skinning
With a fillet knife
With an inverse tachyon beam
With a More Than 50 skins for Winamp
With a mmd3
With a 19
With a 19
With a jar of peanut butter and a German Shepard
With a WEBSITE LIKE THIS...THE CAT WOULD PREFER TO BE SKINED
With a zipper
With a rocket propelled chainsaw
With a binding library
With a pussy
With a some type of axe murderer that had a bad experience with cats
With a knife and a urning to kill it.
With a with guy on guy porn
With a horny priest
With a 30
With a brick, a couple paper clips, a match, some cups, a little salt, some spaghetti noodles, The Guvuhnator, and seventeen light bulbs.
With a Chuck-Norris brand round-house kick to the face
With a pussy
With a pussy
With a Bryanna
With a mower
With a None
With a plasmoid

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